4/29/09

One Eyed Monster?

Yes please...

Well, what do you know...

Apparently, your paper cutting muscles can atrophy. It's been a while since I've had to make something crafty. Lots of paper to cut = hand cramp.

1st Blog!! I'm excited!

Those of you who are privilaged enough to know me, know that my life revolves around school. As a science major (and not a very good science major mind you), there's a high level of stress that I have to deal with. On the other hand, there are some days that make it worth it. Being new to the blogging world I figured the best way to get started was to share such a day.

Setting: Principles of Biology Lab
We've been dissecting a few animals for the past few weeks. We were recently looking at the reproductive system. One of the other groups thought it would be a good idea to pop the sperm sac. You can imagine what came out. One fellow lab partner thought that this was the most wonderful thing he'd ever experienced and promptly returned to our shark to do the same. He got a little to excited. Popped the sac a little to hard. Sperm went flying. Hit the turtle in the head, and hit himself in the pants.
Yeah, that's right dude, you just got shark jizz on your pants....

BTW those of you who don't know me.... what's your problem?