So where did the debauchery take place? La Bares in Dallas
(I strongly suggest you visit "The Men" link at the top of the page)
Also needing to receive honorable mention is our oh so cute and adorable waiter. (Our straight oh so cute and adorable waiter) At one point during the night Calvin (yes, that is in fact his name) told us that if he could come back in the next life it would be as a turtle who goes Rawrr...come on, tell me you would not sleep with him. He brought us Cum Shots (an actual shot you drink, perverted mind), which were so sweet and delicious, and then told us that it was so sweet because he eats fruit loops with extra sugar. (Side note: I have been sadly informed that it does not, in fact, tastes like our drinks. Which makes me sad.) A friend of mine got her mack on and got his number. I really hope she calls him :)
P.S. I suggest you go back and reread this post, but this time read "The Men" in a breathy airy come hither voice. "The Men" It's more fun that way.