Bachelorette Parties should always include....

buff naked men (provided of course that there is lots of alcohol available to make the situation less awkward). My Saturday night was awesome. You should be jealous.

So where did the debauchery take place? La Bares in Dallas
(I strongly suggest you visit "The Men" link at the top of the page)

I always figured Strip Club Etiquette stated that the entertainment could not be touch.

Good Lord was I wrong.

So.
Much.
Touching.

I touched, felt up, rubbed all over (take your pick) lots of rock hard bodies and rock hard bottoms. And I mean Rock. Those photos of "The Men" were not airbrushed. Not a lot anyway. As the night went on (and the alcohol flowed) I got more giggly and of course braver. My friends were shoving dollar bills down my cleavage which would then be retrieved by "The Men" ....with their mouths. (Those of you who know me, know that my experiences of this nature are slim to none....who am I kidding, non existent.) So of course, there was lots of nervous giggling on my part. But it was still GOOD TIMES!! "The Men" were so sweet and playful and smelled oh so good. (They were all gay, but that's beside the point.)

Also needing to receive honorable mention is our oh so cute and adorable waiter. (Our straight oh so cute and adorable waiter) At one point during the night Calvin (yes, that is in fact his name) told us that if he could come back in the next life it would be as a turtle who goes Rawrr...come on, tell me you would not sleep with him. He brought us Cum Shots (an actual shot you drink, perverted mind), which were so sweet and delicious, and then told us that it was so sweet because he eats fruit loops with extra sugar. (Side note: I have been sadly informed that it does not, in fact, tastes like our drinks. Which makes me sad.) A friend of mine got her mack on and got his number. I really hope she calls him :)

P.S. I suggest you go back and reread this post, but this time read "The Men" in a breathy airy come hither voice. "The Men" It's more fun that way.